I'm sorry, but this needed to be done. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS STORy SERIOUSLY. This is for the skype group
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Sorrelstar was out doing whatever it is that he does. Normal Clan biz? Nah, hes not into that. No, what he was doing was out trying to get the one cat who did not have the hots for him. Mushroomtail. For this great quest took a lot of plots; and quiet frankly, he already tried 300 times and he was declined all 300 times.
'But this time, I'll surely win her heart!' The love lusted cat thought to himself happily, as he jumped over the sunningrocks like a majestic piece of god damn mold. Smirking to himself he started to sprint up a tree, becAUSE CATS ARE COOL LIKE THAT ANd he started jumping across the trees until he neared thunderclan and spotted the magical cat.
"OH MUSHROOMTAIL PLEASE BECOME My MUSHROOM" He Screeched as he soared through the tree he was in and landed on a sheet of mETAL. He then peed himself once he looked up and saw mushroomtail inside the machine when she shouted "FOOLISH MORTAL, DO YOU THINK I WOULD EVER HAVE THE HOTS FOR YOU? I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE WEAPON TO SPREAD THE INFLUENCE OF THUNDER THAT HAS BECOME MOLD."
Sorrelstar then did a triple 360 into space to escape, and landed on a space station and watched his beloved mushroomtail take over the world. bUT THEN O NO, MUSHROOMTAIL FOUND HIM AND BLEW UP THE UNIVERSE TO PREVENT HIM FROM TRYING TO MAKE HER LOVE HIM.
THE END
